Perhaps reality has just gotten to this point. People are so stupid, and institutions are so corrupt, that the news is just bound to look more and more like a parody of itself. Well here’s another hilarious tidbit, this one coming (again) from White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. First, a little back story.
There may not be hard numbers available on who has paid Obamacare premiums yet. But these actual numbers would put an end to speculations on who had or had not really signed up for Obamacare. Because until someone is actually paying the premiums, their signup status is dubious.
And that’s just what the numbers have been coming from Jay Carney and Obama—dubious. It’s hard to say just how many people have signed up. Is it five million? Seven million? Ten thousand? We don’t know. But hard numbers on just who has paid the Obamacare premiums would put the question to rest.
So with all that said, here’s reality comedian Jay Carney, with his bit “I Don’t Have Hard Numbers, But I Still Dispute Yours … Because, That’s Why”:
We dispute their numbers. We don’t have hard, concrete numbers, but we dispute them.
Okay. “We actually don’t know anything. But we don’t like what they say they know. So we’re going to contradict their data. For no reason. Except that their data doesn’t make us look good.” What numbers is he disputing? Numbers from a House Energy Committee Report stating that:
As of April 15, 2014, only 67 percent of individuals and families that had selected a health plan in the federally facilitated marketplace had paid their first month’s premium and therefore completed the enrollment process. Nationwide, only 25 percent of paid enrollees are ages 18 to 34.
Yeah. So reports of Obamacare’s success may have been greatly exaggerated. Who cares if 7 million signed up, if only 5 million are paying? And if 75% of those people are old, the system is doomed. Just doomed.
Sorry, Jay Carney. Disputing the numbers because you don’t like them doesn’t change anything. It just makes you look like a clown.
jay carnage doesn’t need any help to look like a clown….he’s had that covered since day 1….!!
How many times have you looked like a clown?
Amen to that?
Classic goobly-gook double speak.
You can fool some of the people some of the time. You cant fool all the people all the time and this administration CANNOT FOOL ANYONE AT ANYTIME. You’re a pack of corrupt liars!!!!
How do the policies of Republicans expand the life span of Americans? Forget Obama. Republicans have been saying for years that they’re working on a health care plan for Americans. Their lips move but they’re saying 0. Paul Ryan uses big words and phrases while Democrats have concrete ideas about health care for Americans.
Could you explain what Paul Ryan means when he says that he wants to change Medicare & Social Security through “means testing.”
It mags that he doesn’t think Obama’s multi – millionaire friends should be enrolled into Medicare and social security. If you can’t figure that our you’re dumber than you look.
I don’t support any plan that steals health care from five million people and pretends it’s for their own good.
What do you think it’s going to happen when the people newly paying $6,000 a year for Obama approved health insurance find out that they have to pay $5,000 out of pocket of they get sick?
You forgot to tell us what you think about Paul Ryan’s plans for Medicare.
We haven’t collected all the data on the 8 million Americans who already signed up for Obamacare. That includes John Boehner who signed up over 2 months ago. Be warned, we are going to hear good news about Obamacare during this year. Sorry but people will have to live.
if we do hear, or read, good news about Obamacare, it will be falsified propaganda similar to what we hear and read that comes from the alias, Barack H. Obama, and his jihad entourage.
Okay MR. Woonsocket, RI who exactly are the “supposed” 8 million? Are the majority of them Medicaid Insurers? If so, I wouldn’t be declaring Obamacare a victory just yet.
And what about the lies of democrats about lowering youir health care costs by 2500.00 ? when in fact it actually increased 2500.00! or you can keep your plan your doctor? and the fact that health care will double in the year 2015 !
Carney is nothing but the trained seal liar replacing the one that left
If Obamacare saved Mr. Minkoff’s life he’d never admit it.
If Obamanocare killed your mother you would never admit it.
Leave it for the far right to use Obamacare and kill in the same sentence. Policies kill people & Republicans don’t give a damn about your life or mine. Lives will be SAVED with Obamacare. Americans with diseases that can be controlled with medical supervision will allow Americans to live longer.
Look in your own back yard. Republican governors won’t accept federal money to expand Medicaid. THOSE are the Americans who will suffer and die. Mmmm. How about GOP manslaughter by proxy? The pundits are afraid to bring it up.
Interesting handle you have,woonsocket.
According to Urban dictionary……..
Woonsocket
A place where the girls are dirty but the water’s dirtier. Half the population of Woonsocket has fins, because they are too stupid to know not to swim in Social Ocean. It’s a place with a lil’ general or a dunkin donuts on every corner, so the kids get fat quickly. Filled with a mostly welfare-riding population, Woonsocket is a great place to vacation, if you want to stay at one of our cheap motels/inns, where thousands of horny teenagers have slept with their *uck of the week’s, and you’ll most likely find a corpse or two under the bed. Come visit us, and you’ll go home with a great souvenir – crabs!
You must be a hoot at Sunday service.
How will Republicans explain that their mandate is death? If you’re sick & you already lost your home – tough luck. If you’re poor you deserve to be sidk. It’s all your fault for getting sick. You’re a “taker” and so is your kid.
How does the “party of life (Republicans) extend the life span of Americans? How???????????????
If we all were more careful with our health, ate properly, exercised daily and learned to appreciate the taste of food instead of a sugar-sweet taste, 60% of Americans would not be overweight. Disavowing personal responsibility for ones health, and conveying it to physicians is the cause of the vast unhealthiness that plagues Americans.
poison chinese fortune cookie: he who wepeat riar’s ries make vely good spokes-riar.
They’ll never have numbers. They never built that part of the website.
Jay Carney is such a lying liberal pig. He reminds me of Baghdad Bob, the Iraqi Misinformation Minister.
During the U.S. invasion of Iraq, there were thousands of videos and news reports of our troop and tanks running all over Baghdad. Our troops had even captured the Baghdad airport.
Baghdad Bob would be having press conferences saying that the U.S. troops were no where near Baghdad, as the videos played in the background over his shoulder. lol
This is how Jay Carney looks! lol
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
Carney is Obama’s ventriloquist dummy, exactly like the stooge that mouthed wprds for the Iraqi despot.
How unAmerican, questioning Jay Carney’s veracity.
Hello, The Great One _ does Jay Carney have any veracity ?
And now they want MORE money to go to ANOTHER company to build the back end of the website. They don’t even have a payor system set up, so who knows what’s going on. What a farce!
Any one in the administration opens their mouth and you know it’s nothing but lies.